Magnifying Glass and the Summer Sun

I suppose the year may have been something like 1987 (Putting me at around age 8) or there-bouts. My family used to go on what they called “The October Trip” to a camp ground in western MA called the Mohawk Trail. As you could imagine, it was called this because we’d go in October. Not exactly the most seasonable months for camping, but the place was definitely not crowded!

I remember a number of things about going on the October trip. I remember packing for it, my father had always insisted on buying cars with roof racks, a preference I think I’ve shared since then. He’d put a blue tarp over the car, throw all the gear, tent, pots and pans, food, clothes, etc on top, and wrap the tarp around it. Then he’d tie it to the car with all kinds of knots I never learned to make.

I did tie some stuff to the roof of a car a few years ago, and since I’ve vowed I will never do it again without real come-alongs. I lost a box spring on Rt. 24 just north of Fall River that day, and didn’t find out until either or ten miles later. We went back that same way later that day, and it was smashed, and sitting in the grass in the median. We did not stop.
I remember that it was on one of these trips (to the Mohawk Trail, not to Fall River) when I realized the trip TO somewhere was always a lot longer than the trip home.

It was also on such a trip that my father took me aside while holding a tissue box. We walked about eight feet away from the picnic table, and he produced a magnifying glass from his pocket and showed me how to start a fire. This was the beginning of a brand new hobby.

From that point on, I’d spend as much time outside burning this or that as I would in my sandbox. I burnt ants, spiders, pill bugs, beetles, wood chips, paper plates, plastic bags… To this day, if I smell burning plastic, I’m immediately flashed back to my youth. Too bad it’s toxic, cause it brings back some memories!

There was one time where I was melting a garbage bag that was on our front porch, and got in big trouble, because IN that garbage bag was a dead car battery… You know, you leave something in the yard of a nine year old equipped with a magnifying glass, you’re asking for it to be melted / burnt, if you ask me…

I also found out that cheap walmart sandal’s would catch on fire fast, and turn into a sort of burning, boiling plastic version of napalm.

I eventually started getting more creative with it. I posed my plastic captain America action figure in a cool pose, and tried to melt his leg and arm sockets in place, so he would stay that way. It didn’t really work out, so all I really accomplished was destroying yet another thing.

I started burning my name into things, which turned out to also be a bad idea, because I couldn’t deny that it was me burning things. “Who burnt your name into the tree out front?” “Ah… vandals?”

I got in trouble again when my cousin and I started a little tiny fire in the back hard on some dead grass. The second it caught, he stomped it out, and we spent the rest of the afternoon trying to do it again… Then at dinner, he told my mother about it, like it was awesome… “What??” she said. “Nothing!” I said… And he retold the story. /facepalm.

Fast-forward to 1994. We were on a trip to Jaffery New Hampshire, my aunt had rented a cottage, and my cousin and I were dragged away for the week. We spent the whole week playing Rummy 500 and having camp fires. We burnt all their wood, and started burning odds and ends we found in the garage… Paneling we pulled off the walls, boxes and what not.

Looking back, it’s a miracle we survived that weekend, because we found a red “stick” in the garage that we thought might be dynamite. We both looked at it awestruck, wondering if it might be dynamite, and what it would be in their garage for. We agreed that we really needed to know if it was or wasn’t dynamite, so like a couple of early Mensa candidates, we threw a chunk of it into the fire, and sat there watching… Turned out to only be a road flare, thank god…

Thinking back, I really don’t know why that particular story had nothing to do with a magnifying glass, it would have been the perfect time / place…

Did you find fire fascinating as a kid? Were you ever schooled in the arts of of the magnifying glass lighter, or was I, like in so many others of my childhood activities, the only one?


9 thoughts on “Magnifying Glass and the Summer Sun

  1. Every time we go somewhere as a family someone will remark on how much shorter the trip home is.Fire…yes, definitely fascinated with it. Growing up, we always had a burning barrel. Even now, if I get a chance to incinerate something, I’m a happy cookie.

  2. Because of my infinite fondness and admiration of you, I feel compelled to tell you what a friggin’ nut-job you are…or were. :)Just a note: if you ever find what looks like a bomb, don’t test it by smacking it with a hammer, like Bugs Bunny did!

  3. Fire – I was fascinated with it, am fascinated with it, and probably always will be fascinated with it. A few (thankfully)minor mishaps taught me to respect it early on, but I still like to pass my finger through a candle flame slowly enough to deposit soot on it, but quickly enough not to burn me. I also like to dip my finger in the melted wax enough to make a finger mould.So, yes, I guess you could call me a little bit of a pyro. Good or bad? You be the judge. 😀

  4. Delores: One of my favorite parts about living in the woods here, is that every spring I can have a big ol’ fire. We’re not supposed to burn anything like leaves or furniture, so OF COURSE I DO NOT DO THAT! Don’t ask about the pile of mattress springs and door knobs next to the fire pit, I have no idea where they came from. Bell: You know, I bet he didn’t… He was the kind of guy who could appreciate watching someone make the mistakes he likely made and enjoyed watching the learning process. I did get called a clown for the garbage back on the battery thing, but other than that… There was one time (actually a couple of times), which I may blog about next where I’d cut myself pretty badly on the finger with my new swiss army knife, and he sorta chuckled to himself about it. No real concern, no I told you so, but a sort of “Heh, yep, that’ll happen” kind of response. STG: Yeah, you know there were a few such occasions where I look back and think “Geez, what a dumbass!” As for Bugs Bunny: Must be a DUD!Beefy: I would imagine grilling beef isn’t always ONLY about the beef, eh? Something about cooking with fire makes one feel more primal than a non-stick skillet! Unc: Not sure, what do you mean? Should I be tried for reckless endangerment??

  5. My favorite thing was burning leaves in the fall..which of course we are not allowed to do anymore. But we can have a “personal” fire on our property for the purpose of an evenings enjoyment..who is to know if a few leaves make it in? My oldest son and his “Eddie Haskel” buddy started a fire underneath the road out front. They crawled into a culvert and set fire to debris and then scampered out when I discovered what they were up to. I am sure they did similar things that I never knew about. Those family trips when I was a kid were a bit scary as my Dad would fix his pipe while driving!!!Of course back then there were no seat belts but very cushy bench seats! No major crazy freeways a road trip!!! ( I think I just carbon dated myself)

  6. Matt, I’m visiting from the A to Z Challenge List to get a head start on finding some great new blogs. It’s always good to discover a gentleman blogger 🙂 I was fascinated by fire yes, and it’s a wonder I didn’t burn the house down.

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